Bacon is the undisputed king of the meats.

It is a fried piece of pig back that was sent down from the meat gods as a ultimate culmination of meat and candy. And for some reason, they threw in duct tape.

Things that go well with Bacon

  • Burgers
  • Sandwiches
  • Eggs
  • More Bacon
  • Tacos (Make sure they're dead.)
  • Everything
  • Noodles
  • Bacon Bits
  • Ball Pasta
  • Maple Syrup
  • Bacon deep fried in bacon grease with bacon bits on it and smoked in baconwood 

Canadian Bacon

Invented by Canadians to bring more people into their meat shops, Canadians created a new type of meat, canadian bacon. But the people thought this new type of Bacon was not as bacony as the original, and so it quickly faded into obscurity. It now lives in a mahogany lodge in near the Ni, whatever it's called falls, with loving wife and kids. It says it has never looked back since.

The effects of consuming Bacon

  • Happiness
  • Bliss
  • Enlightenment
  • +58 Mustache
  • Probably something healthy

The Sacred Strip

After a expedition to Mt. Pork lead by famous explorer, Kirby discoved an ancient strip in the heart of the ancient civilization of the Pig Men. This Holy piece of Bacon was older than the wheel, yet stayed perfectly edible. After summoning his strength to avoid savage consumption of the Bacon, it was given to scientists to discover all its cholesteral riddled secrets.

Greasy Gallery

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