"Who wants to play some meat ball? Grab the meat balls and ham bats!!! :D" -Some random maniac with a chainsaw and a tallbird.
The ham bat was first discovered by Reka when Flaming tried to eat her. Reka had nothing around to defend with besides a large ham so she used that. After beating him senseless with it Reka used Flaming to cook it and they had a nice lunch together. Now every 3-10 days Flaming tries again and again but every time he just gets beat down by meat.
Today it is used by the meat logic enforcers to help maintain law and protect the public. It also makes a nice snack if you're really hungry.