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Porky Minch
is the archenemy of Claus. He's one of the evilest derps in Meatworld.

Likes

  • Destruction
  • Ruling
  • Pigmasks

Dislikes

Quotes

"HIS NAME IS CLAUS AND NOT LEADERBOT 555?! BUT YOU CAN'T-I-I- BUT IT'S MA- YOU CAN'T- YOU MESSED- HE UGHHHHHHHHHHHH! *Cough* I'm sorry, I can't deal with this any longer! So it's the hard way."

"So Claus, are you surprised? *Claus moonwalks through a wall* I just had to say it."

"I MUST BE IN ABSOLUTE TERROR!"

"Isn't this such a utopia?"

"I just got back from the bowling alley with Maxwell"

"YOU HAVE 3 DAYS"

"*Cough* *Wheeze* Hello, Leadbot 555. Oh wait, I forgot, you chose the hard way."

"YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME! *Cough* *Cough* JUST. LIKE. MEEEEEEEE!"

"Hello, Ness. *Wheeze* *Cough* I mean Claus."

"You're coming to beat me? It's been a million years already?!"

Trivia

  • His name relates to meat, therefore he is a disgrace to all meat. Ever.
  • He wants to eat Rekanochi.
  • He was the leader of the Togepps. Due to them being extinct, he doesn't care, he's Porky Minch for crying out loud!
  • He hates happy tropical places, such as Patfan1 Island and Unicorn island.
  • Porksicles are based off of him.

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