Retinazer's Machine, also known as Hal (named so by Tornado in response to the movie 2001: A Space Odyssey), is a device built by Retinazer to destroy It. It is designed with the following features, each calculated and built perfectly well.
- Immense mechanical arm
- Full consciousness
- Berserk mode
- Love. Tornado's love for his parents, killed by It.
However, the chances of it defeating It are still very slim.
There are rumors that this machine was eaten by a large Derpicon. They are
possibly probably definitely true.