The Book of Phymort is a special book that contains secrets beyond measure. It is currently owned by Mr. Alchemist Endrew. It is dark purple with a black design on the front. Some of the pages have a strange red substance dripping from them constantly.
Endrew, It and a few other beings can read it, although it will cause them great and beutiful pain. If weaker-minded being read from the book, a few things happen:
- They suddenly turn white, collapse, and the Book bleeds a little.
- They start to hallucinate, and act crazy. A while later they quitely lay down and never move again.
- Their eyes bulge, they scream, and their head explodes all over the new carpet.
- This book contains the secret knowledge every dead person knows, and never says.
- Scottnov once opened this book because he didn't know what it was. He closed it again just in time because it didn't have any fun pictures.